How to clean your home:
1) order sleeping bag
2) sleeping bag arrives
3) open sleeping bag on living room floor and climb inside
4) ask wife if she also fits in sleeping bag
5) discover the answer is yes
6) smell garbage and debate about which of you smells like garbage
7) realise it is coming from outside of the sleeping bag sniff floor
9) be puzzled for a while
10) think to look in cat’s secret cardboard tower where they take their kills
11) find decomposing blackbird
12) discard of cardboard tower and blackbird
Thank you Honey for doing steps 11 and 12!


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